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carlg1212 · 11-21-2011, 09:34 AM

In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch
any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he
had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW ,
WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist...

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing
the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your ***** is under your
pillow."

GaZoom · 11-21-2011, 11:24 AM

Can I have my 20 seconds back please?

Neutron256 · 11-21-2011, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaZoom

Can I have my 20 seconds back please?

carlg1212 · 11-23-2011, 02:46 PM

You mean you didn't say "ouch" after reading that joke? Come on

11-21-2011, 09:34 AM	#1 (permalink)
carlg1212 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 383	Ladie's Room In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button." "The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your ***** is under your pillow." __________________ "The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred." - Soichiro Honda

11-21-2011, 11:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
GaZoom Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 365	Can I have my 20 seconds back please? __________________ (9/3/2011) 2011 SSM CR-Z EX 6MT #016131 avg 37/43 mpg

11-23-2011, 02:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
carlg1212 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 383	You mean you didn't say "ouch" after reading that joke? Come on __________________ "The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred." - Soichiro Honda

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