How I Learned To Mind My Own Business

[chaos]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13....13....13..." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on..... Some Idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting "14....14....14

[hotboxn]

[CRaZee]

Originally Posted by chaos

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13....13....13..." The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on..... Some Idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting "14....14....14

C'mon now, Chaos! Be honest.. you were on the inside, looking out!!

[chaos]

Originally Posted by CRaZee

C'mon now, Chaos! Be honest.. you were on the inside, looking out!!

[MikeCR-Z]

Thanks for the laugh.

[SuiteMike]

OMG that totally had me rolling!!!!

[hoisumguo]

Thx needed that. Funny stuff.



-Hoi

[VTEC Mini]

Three blonds walk into a bar. The go up to the bartender and the first ones says, "We are celebrating today. We want a shot of tequila!"

Bartender pours the shots, they down it, and all at once while doing high fives they yell, "21, 21, 21!!" Followed by asking for another shot.

The Bartender kind of confused, lines the shots up and once again they down them and scream, "21, 21, 21!" and ask for another shot.

As the bartender lines up the third run of shots, he asks the 2nd blond, "What is with the 21, 21, 21?"

The blond replied, "We have been working on a jigsaw puzzle for 21 days straight and we just finished it!"

"So?" replied the bartender.

The third blond piped up and said, "Well duh! The box said 3- 4 years!"

[franck2725]

if you push a brunnet and a blonde off a tree storie building,who gets to the sidewalk first???
the brunnet the blonde got lost on the way!

[Scotty001]

Can see where this is going... Epic Joke Thread

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.